They’re all like
and everyones like
and i’m just here like
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i think the greatest accomplishment in my life so far was being represented at the 2012 olympics as a piece of confetti
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it’s weird blogging about famous people all the time because after a while they don’t feel like celebrities anymore it feels like you’d call them up and talk to them about your day or tell them to come over for noodles or something
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WHEN I HAVEN’T SEEM MY BEST FRIEND IN A WHILE
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| masterchef: | a bit too much salt on that potato, your dream is over go home |
| Me: | How do you find Will Smith in the snow? |
| Mum: | He's black |
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| Me: | You look for fresh prints, but oh my god |
like seriously bodies are so crazy like if you want to move your leg you just move it that’s it you don’t even think like ‘leg i command you to move’ it just gOES
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| one third of me: | I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute |
| one third of me: | sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol |
| one third of me: | fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves |
| 11 year old's usernames when I was 11: | fairy_princess |
| 11 year old's usernames now: | fuckmeharry69 |
